Ug͏h̢.̕ ͟I̸ go̷t h̷i͏t ̷*h͠a̵r̷d*͞ ͞wit͡h ̸th͏ȩ àl̸ler̕gy̡ log. I hate ̨G̀e͡o͝r̛g͡i̶a̕ a͢nd ̨ìt̨s̸ p͞oĺlen ço̢u͞n̶t o̵f s͞ev̴enty ́b͏ill͜ion.̷
̨Í'm͝ ̀fe͞el̡ing̶ ͏be͏t͜t̴e̴r͜ ͞th͏o̴ưgh͘, ͜final̶l̢y.
͘I ̕l̛u͝c̷ked҉ o͟u̵t̢,͡ ap͝p͏are͞ntlý ͡m̸y̶ g̢randf͏at̴her̨ ͞l̢e̕f̛t͞ m̛y͘ fam̸ily ̡an͘ ͘ol̕d M͟1911 ̷.45 ̀ànḑ I̶'ve͏ ̸been̨ ̴g̸e̷tt̨i͜ng f̷amiliar͡ wi͝t͞h ̷i̢t. T̶h́e d͘o͢w͞n̢síde͝ is̛ t͢h̶a̛t ͘my ͜D̷ad҉ is ̨g͘o̵i̷n͡ģ ̴to̶ ͝p̡re̛tty̕ much eńd͘ m͡e if ̴I en̷d͝ ̡u̵p h͟av͢ing̛ ҉to ͘f͡ir̨e ͢a͏t some̷t̢hi̵n҉g s̡h̨or̸t ̢of an axe ͝m҉ur͟d҉e̴re̷r c̢om̢in̡g̢ a͞ţ ͏me. ҉And͢ I͡ d͝ơn'͘t̴ ͞thin͜k͞ '̢ra͟n͞dom ̨d͢ickh͠oļe ́ẃit̛h a ̕f͟ręa͟k͡y̨ ̀m̸a͡sk'̀ ̴is g͝oing ͟to c͞u͘t̡ i͘t҉.
I͢s ̵any̨b̧ody̛ ͏e̸ve͏n réa̕d͘i̶ng͘ ̸tḩis? I ҉fęe͝l l̸̶̛͠o͏̵̡͡͝n͏̷ȩ͏͏l͟͡y̵̡̛͏.̴̢͟͢.̢́́͟.̴̢̨̢̛
I'm reading, even if I don't always have much to say! I wonder where the H guy went, you and him seemed like you were pretty good bros and he doesn't have a blog of his own so nobody can really check up on him...
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me, next time I see H, I'm gonna have to kick his ass and make him put up something that he can update so we know he's not dead.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, he's pretty good. Needs to get laid, desperately, but he's pretty good. Then again he's spent much of his life running like hell from a subconscious energy sucking eldritch abomination, so I guess the whole social growth thing had to take a backseat.
Jedi, saying I need to get laid is one thing, but actually getting me laid is another. For one, most of the women who find me attractive are devastatingly attractive sociopaths (case in point: Kristen MacIntyre) and most of the women I find attractive are far too intelligent to go out on a date with someone who keeps glancing around looking for Eldritch Abominations and carries a crowbar everywhere.
ReplyDeleteLook, I made a blog. Don't expect me to use it much, but I have the account.
ReplyDeleteGreat, I've already bookmarked it.
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